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Beitrag gepostet am 05.04.22, 23:20 Nr.: 1 Antworten
 
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Adamın biri birgün parkta yürürken bankta oturmuş ağlayan bir ihtiyar görmüş. ihtiyarın haline acıyan adam yardımcı olabilmek ümidiyle ihtiyara yanaşmış ve sormuş
-beybaba neyin var neden ağlıyorsun?
ihtiyar cevaplamış:
-geçtiğimiz ay 25 yaşında bir çıtırla evlendim.
-hayırlı olsun, ama?
-karım gerçekten çok güzel ve seksi.
-çok güzel, e peki niye ağlıyorsun?
-hem de çok hamarat. evimi temizliyor, bana hergün lezzetli yemekler pişiriyor, ardından da her gece tutku dolu saatler yaşıyoruz. rüya gibi...
adam şaşkınlıkla sormuş:
-beybaba kusura bakma ama ben problemin ne olduğunu gerçekten anlayamadım. anlattığına göre harika bir hayatın var. ee o zaman?
göz yaşlarına boğulan ihtiyar hıçkıra hıçkıra hüzün dolu bir sesle haykırmış:
-evimin adresini unuttum!
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Beitrag gepostet am 06.04.22, 01:54 @kalp_acisi_ Nr.: 2 Antworten
 
fýkra
Tarihte ilk kez Erzurum’a ayna gelmiş. Adamın birisi aynayı görüp eline almış.
Daha önce hiç kendini aynada görmediği için ölen kardeşine benzetmiş karşısındakini.
Adam ‘Ey gidi gardaşımmm.. Seni bi daha görmekte varmış !
“Aynayı eve götürüp sarılıp uyumuş kardeşine.nasipte!” demiş.
Karısı bakmış eşi bir şeye sarılıp uyuyor.
Aynaya bakmış bir kadın! ‘Allah belaağı vireee, bu garı da kim?”
Bi boka da benzese’ diyerek feryat figan evden çıkmış, muhtara gitmiş.
Kadın Mığdar, benim herif beni bu çirkin garıyla aldatii.’
Muhtar aynaya bakmış. Sonra düşünceli düşünceli:
– ‘Yav bu garıdan çok gavata benziir’! )
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Beitrag gepostet am 22.04.22, 06:53 @doc-67 Nr.: 3 Antworten
 
fýkra
Erzurum fikrasi hemiii
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Beitrag gepostet am 22.04.22, 06:54 @kalp_acisi_ Nr.: 4 Antworten
 
fýkra
Ehhhhh yaslilik böyledir asil önemliyi
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Beitrag gepostet am 22.04.22, 08:10 @vedia Nr.: 5 Antworten
 
fýkra
Ben okudugum gibi yazdim, Fikra hosuma gittigi icin.Erzurum ile alakasi yok.
 Bazi fikralar vardir , mesela Nasreddin hoca fikralari. Cogu onun vefatindan sonra yazilmistir...Ama biz Nasreddin hoca diye biliriz. .. O yüzden , erzurumlular alinmasin sakina ...
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Beitrag gepostet am 22.04.22, 13:41 @doc-67 Nr.: 6 Antworten
 
fýkra
Yoooo ne alinmasi, bizler fikralarimizi severiz, erzurumlu olmaktanda gurur duyariz.
Daha cok güzel fikralarimiz var. 
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